We here at Outhouse of Mouse believe in the Freedom of Choice. That is, the freedom to choose which restroom to use. But what happens if you are stranded on an island? Well, you still have a choice!
So you want to go on an adventure with Tom Sawyer, do you? Well, first things first. Take a mean, mean stride over to the dock for a rafting trip to Tom Sawyer’s Island.
Riding out the day’s events. The River.
The first restroom is right there at the dock on the other side, where everyone waits for the raft in the heat and sun. So, you know that means it’s busy.
Tom Sawyer has mean, mean pride in his decorating.
I say, bypass this restroom for greener pastures. Go explore the paths, the bouncy bridges, and of course, the mystery mine.
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.
After exploring for a while, you will finally arrive at Fort Langhorn.
Mark Twain, aka Samual Langhorne Clemens, wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, aka The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
The fort is home to rifle roosts, horses, blacksmiths,
He gets right on to the friction of the day.
and of course, to restrooms.
Catch the wit.
Make sure you are paying attention here. The ladies room is around the corner from the men’s room, not opposite. So if you are headed to the ladies room and you end up in the rifle roost, don’t blame me. These restrooms are a bit less crazy than the dock ones. Not that they are deserted, mind you. They are at the end of a path, after all. But, if choosing between the two, I take these.
Catch the spit.
Then, take the escape tunnel outta there. For you claustrophobics, be careful, there isn’t a lot of space.
The space he invades, he gets by on you.
Okay, enough with this silliness, I’m taking the escape tunnel outta here.
Exit the warrior, today’s Tom Sawyer.