Tag: Frontierland

“Splash” Mountain

Splash Mountain

Last chance to avoid bathroom humor.

Some restrooms are just meant for me to write about.  Especially if the attraction that supports said restroom contains all sorts of great double entrendres in its songs, such as “How Do You Do,” and “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah”. Read more… »


  • Le Phantom’s Resting Place

    Phantom Manor

    When hinges creek in doorless restroom stalls...

    Ah, gay Paris.  This is the magical place where Disney executives had American Imagineers design an Old West themed hotel to the specs of what they felt French people expected the American Old West to look like. Read more… »