Have a Coke and a bathroom break.
Take me out to the theme park, take me out with the crowd.
At the end of Main Street USA, hang an Adventureland left to grab a hot dog and listen to some ragtime piano at Casey’s Corner. I suppose this is a baseball fan’s paradise. By the way, in Paris, Casey’s is located in the exact same location. This is because someone in France once heard of baseball. By the further way, Casey’s is nowhere to be found in Tokyo. This in a city with five professional baseball teams. Oh well.
For no real reason at all, here’s some ducks in the moat.
The next restaurant after Casey’s is the Crystal Palace, which is the perfect place to pay three times the prices for Golden Corral quality buffet while mingling with sweaty teenagers in mascot costumes. What I’m trying to say here is that this place is not to be missed!
This buffet is a character builder.
Between these two restaurants, you’ll find a bank of payphones (yup, they do exist!), first aid, and (drumroll please) restrooms!
…and fancy trashcans.
There are a few restroom spots on Main Street – beyond the entrance, you’ve got City Hall, Tony’s Town Square, and Tomorrowland Terrace. These latter restrooms are basically in the same spot, just take a Tomorrowland right instead of an Adventureland left.
Take me out with the space crowd.
Even though there are many restrooms around, I still wouldn’t necessarily recommend Casey’s. There’s just too much foot traffic. There’s even more traffic because of the huge “Baby Care Center” sign. If your wish is to fight against strollers, then be my guest (no double-meaning intended there). Otherwise, hold it until Pirates.
Or, if you’re really feeling adventurous, try the breezeway.